Unfunny Jokes That Make You Laugh....#8

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......ummm......oh right the jokes, here they are:

Who is fun but not fun? Playing

Yeah soooo dry so no more jokes. LADERS!

Unfunny Jokes That Make You Laugh....#7

Hahahahahahaha............Sorry but have no unfunny joke today so these will probably be funny.

-How do you make instant elephant?
Open the package, add water, and run!
- How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a goose. 

 

Ok ok I was lying about how I have no more unfunny jokes cos these were dry dry dry dry dry...sorry I'm lacking.

Unfunny Jokes That Make You Laugh...#6

No Jokes this week cos as you probably know school has ended and for the year 6's primary has ended so there is not going to be any laughing matter.....wow this is the shortest blog I've ever done...LADERS!

Unfunny Jokes That Make you Laugh.....#5

This post is going to be short and to the point.

- What happened when the wizard turned a naughty boy into a hare ?
He's still rabbiting on about it !

-1st Boy:Are you having a party for your birthday?
2nd boy:No,I'm having a witch do
1st Boy:What's a witch do?
2nd Boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

So there is your short and to the point post....bye!!!!!

Unfunny jokes that make you Laugh…#4

Now I have no awesome start to this blog post so you just have to live with it and listen to these kinda unfunny jokes.

- Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse
Take one of these every 4 laps!

- Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? 
Because the lime was engaged!!!!

Don't bother laughing cos those to jokes makes water dry....see again not funny. That's the end of this post so bye bye, Adios, Laters, Ni sa moce (Fijian), ohhh you get the point...if you don't the point is BYE!! 

Unfunny Jokes that make you laugh...#3

Now, have you heard the story of Gulapamaba because I haven't and neither have I cos it's a story that never existed. HAHAHAHAHA....why am I laughing.......I dunno.....say wha?.....sorry Michael. So now you can leave.....bye....oh wait...your jokes...right.


Here they are:

-What did the dumb blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot

- What is the quickest way to hell?


Www.hell.co.nz

Hahahahahahaha......now you get why I'm laughing. If you have any jokes room 17 ONLY then come and tell me at school a if you jokes is so not funny I will put it on this awesome blog..... Aashay living hard & loving life beat that!.....Again, sorry Michael...

Unfunny Jokes that make you Laugh....#2

"The DJ go fallin' in love again"......oh sorry about that. I was just having my daily sing. Here are your guns to go and help me kill the WORLD!!! muhhahahahah.... kiddin'. Here are your jokees for the weekees

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner!!!!!

 

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!!!

Dun Dan ssss...There are your joke for the week. Hope you got these ones. 

Unfunny Jokes that make you laugh....#1

 Here is your jokes for the week. One of them is funny the other one is a bomb.... hehehe just kidding.... once again. The other is the unfunny one that will make you laugh.

What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?
 No idea-No-eye-deer

A mother asked his son to hand out invitations for the sons brothers surprise birthday party. That's when he realised he was her favourite twin.

Get it Get it.... oh tough crowd. If you want, just ignore that. Anyway stay tuned for next weeks jokes and don't worry, next week the joke you will get.

Unfunny Jokes that Make you Laugh....

You must be wondering how can a unfunny joke make you laugh, well this is how aaaaah...... they are so unfunny that they make you laugh. So from today I will be planning to rule the world..... just kidding. I will be doing funny and unfunny jokes every week so be prepared to DIE.... again, just kidding. Be prepared to laugh once a week.... well I'll try to make you laugh. I will not be doing one today due to the weather forecast..... once again, just kidding. But seriously I won't be doing one today but I will do the first ones tomorrow so keep that in your head,tomorrow. Thank you America, thank you thank you, stop it stop it...... Finally just kidding.