Dimitar Berbatov Ends Drought In Style As Stunning Five-Goal Salvo Sends Rampant Red Devils Top

Dimitar Berbatov smashed home five goals to set Manchester United on their way to a 7-1 victory against a beleaguered Blackburn Rovers.

The Bulgarian dramatically ended his 13-hour drought to steal the headlines from a resurgent Wayne Rooney on his first Premier League start since September 26. The result saw United race to the top of the Premier League table before Chelsea face Newcastle United.

United burst out of the traps and took the lead in just the second minute through Berbatov. The Bulgarian poked home from close range from a Rooney flick after he beat Ryan Nelsen in the air.

Allardyce may have felt slightly aggrieved as the chance fell after Nani slid in on goalkeeper Paul Robinson. The ball then bobbled back towards the Portuguese who found Rooney with an inswinging cross.

Nani was firing on all cylinders. After a flamboyant back-heel brought him space on the half-way line, his shot was deflected safely into Robinson's hands.

United - with Rooney and Berbatov in ominous form - now looked dangerous with every attack. Rovers, however, refused to sink into the shadows and tried to give as good as they got.

Goulon was a menace in the middle, but the Frenchman's endeavour went unrewarded as Roberts cut an isolated figure.

Patrice Evra opened the scoring against Wigan Athletic and he went close in the 19th minute with a header from a corner which had been needlessly ceded by Christopher Samba.

A second goal seemed inevitable and Ji-sung Park found the back of the net in the 23rd minute. The Korean played a one-two with Rooney - which nutmegged Samba - and had time and space to beat Robinson from six yards.

Things were soon to turn from bad to worse for Rovers. A slack, unsighted back pass from Chimbonda was pounced upon by Berbatov in the 27th minute to make it 3-0.

In a gambit to stop the match slipping further away, Allardyce swiftly hooked the impressive Goulon to introduce the attacking flair of David Hoilett. Unfortunately for Rovers, the horse had already well and truly bolted from the gate by then.

The change made little effect on the flow of the game. A Nani free-kick drifted narrowly past captain Nemanja Vidic before Rooney saw a chipped pass to Park hammer off Nelsen's chest.

Any fears about the crowd reaction to Rooney disappeared as the support held their breath as the striker seemed to twist his suspect ankle in the 34th minute. He received treatment on the pitch and soldiered on despite Javier Hernandez's warm-up.

Sir Alex Ferguson's men kept the pressure cranked up. Berbatov was denied a first-half hat-trick in injury time as he was felled in the box by Michel Salgado, but referee Lee Probert failed to point to the spot.
 
The touch of genius from Rooney was back once more after it had abandoned him in Munich and South Africa. Rovers simply had no answer to his craft as United roared into their best 45-minute display of the campaign.

United kept Rovers on the rack and made the score 5-0 within minutes of the start of the second-half.
Berbatov completed his hat-trick on 47 minutes in glorious fashion. The Bulgarian picked up the ball on the edge of his own area and made light of accusations of laziness as he drove to the half-way line.

His inch-perfect pass found Nani. The winger then repaid the favour to see Berbatov sweep past Robinson.
Nani then finally got the goal his superb performance deserved a minute later. The Portuguese twisted Chimbona inside and out before he curled his effort into the right corner.

The irrepressible Nani almost gave the Theatre of Dreams what it wanted in the 55th minute, but his pass to Rooney was blocked by Salgado.

Berbatov was to only be temporarily out of the spotlight. He soon added goals four and five to make the score 7-0.

In the 62nd minute, another quick fire move saw a Park shot blocked by Samba. The deflected effort fell invitingly into his path and was ruthlessly slammed home.

The Bulgarian's afternoon to remember continued in the 70th minute when he was slipped in by Anderson. After his effort was intercepted by Nelsen, he kept his composure to fire the ball in past Robinson.

United toyed with their dismal opponents with Anderson in fine fettle in the middle. Indeed, it took until the 80^th minute for Samba to meekly head into Edwin van der Sar’s arms for their first chance.

The giant centre-back wasn’t to be denied and in the 83^rd minute he headed in debutant Josh Morris’ cross to add a dash of gloss to the score line.

A Rooney cross then found Berbatov in the 88^th minute but the on-song centre forward was denied a remarkable sixth by Robinson.

Upon the final whistle, both United and Berbatov had put in the perfect performance to further unsettle early pacesetters Chelsea. 

Altiyan wins X Factor!!!!!!

Wooooooohoooooo!!!!! Altiyan Childs from New South Wales won last night's The X Factor grand final, which drew 1.6 million audience.

X Factor judge Ronan Keating said that the The X Factor winner is a real star. The former Boyzone member had been Altiyan Childs' mentor on the show.Childs won a contract with Sony and is set to release his debut song, Somewhere in the World. 

I wanted Altiyan to win and my dreams came true so Wooooooohoooooo!!!!....again

Do You Have Anything In That Brain Of Yours?

I know it hasn't been a week but I'm so impatient that I'm doing it earlier.

So here they are:

- Say my name and I disappear, What am I?

- What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains?

There are your riddles so bye...shhhu.....get out of here...

Reds win Against 9-Man Wigan.....

After their draw with Villa last weekend Manchester United will look to return to winning ways when Wigan visit Old Trafford this Saturday. While their away form has let them down this season, at home, Manchester United have been strong and Wigan will be up against it here.


The goals were by Evra assisted by Ji-sung Park where a beautiful shot was taken straight to the back of the net. The second was From Hernandez assisted by Rafael where a shot was taken and it went right into the corner.

Man U have yet another win and they are lying 2nd on the table.

Tragic Death for 29 Miners

All 29 miners trapped underground in a New Zealand mine for five days are believed to be dead following a second explosion, police said on Wednesday, as the government vowed to investigate the disaster.

 The miners were trapped in the 2.3 km (1.4 mile) main tunnel of the Pike River Coal mine last Friday night when methane gas caused a massive explosion in the mountain on New Zealand's south island. Two other miners narrowly escaped by running out of the mine.

More than 45,000 people from around the world have lit candles this evening commemorating the tragedy at the Pike River mine.

Deadly toxic gas and fears of further explosions stopped rescuers entering the mine, despite desperate please by the miners' relatives that rescue teams enter the mine to find their husbands and sons, aged between 17 and 62.

Rescuers used robots and electronic devices to explore for life in the mine, but there were no signs that any one had survived the initial blast.


On Wednesday morning rescuers said there was little chance any of the miners were still alive, but continued to monitor toxic gas levels hoping the air would clear enough for rescue teams to enter the mine.

A few hours later, as a 16-man rescue team prepared to possibly enter the mine, a second massive explosion occurred.

It is so sad that all the miners are dead and that all the families have lost their friends and family

Unfunny Jokes that make you laugh...#3

Now, have you heard the story of Gulapamaba because I haven't and neither have I cos it's a story that never existed. HAHAHAHAHA....why am I laughing.......I dunno.....say wha?.....sorry Michael. So now you can leave.....bye....oh wait...your jokes...right.


Here they are:

-What did the dumb blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot

- What is the quickest way to hell?


Www.hell.co.nz

Hahahahahahaha......now you get why I'm laughing. If you have any jokes room 17 ONLY then come and tell me at school a if you jokes is so not funny I will put it on this awesome blog..... Aashay living hard & loving life beat that!.....Again, sorry Michael...

Soccer Star of the week...#3

Soccer, some say it's a sport for girls, some say it's the best sport in the world. Me, I don't know. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......right the star.


Rafael Van Der Vaart- Scoring the winner against Arsenal.

There is the star of the week and all the people who think soccer is for girls, YOUR WRONG!!!!!

Do you have Anything in that Brain of Yours?...#3

This weeks weather will be rain, rain and ra....oh hello. Do you have a problem? Oh right your here for the test to see if you have anything in that brain of your. Right.

Here they are:

- What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

- You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

There you have it. This week weather forecast and and and....huh?...wha?....who?....what?....where?...when?.....hehehe. Byeeeee!.......how?  Ooooh and remember to answer in the comment box.

Trump Running for President

The worlds richest man Donald Trump is going to run for US president because he is worried about the United States future. Now that is quite boring but here is a picture to turn that frown upside down.



Hehehehehe....now that is funny and weird too. So the is your news in 2 sentences with a kick to it. Gicicicicicicibyeeeyeyeyeye....WORD!

Gulaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!

Now the Gala is coming soon and and and and..... what am I talking about?............oh right the gala. Anyway let me start that sentence again. Now the Gala is coming soon and we are all soooooo EXCITED!!!!!! If you don't what a gala is then SEARCH IT UP!!! For the gala, the Anawhata All Stars (Best pod in the world) are doing a game called Bottle tomboller and we are making sherbet. There are going to be a court full of food stall and a part of a field full of games like gumboot throw. golf and much more. Our pod stalls are based in Bethells pod and if you are a lollie lover you should go to the Piha pod. We all can't wait and no I'm am not counting down the days till the gala because I can't give (hehehehe). Get it.... ohhhhh....you will know if you know. Adios suckerzzzz!

Rain Ruins The Weekend

Now I am not a weather reporter or whatever but I just want to tell you how it's going to be rain galore weekend.

Today: 18° High: 23° Low: 15°                                       Sunday High: 19° Low: 13°    
            

Now there is the forecast so have a dreadful day in the rain. Goodnight folks.....kiddin'

              

Popcorn, Healthy or Junk Food?

Popcorn, is it healthy? Well here's the answer.

Popcorn has become a popular snack food all over the world. But did you know popcorn is a healthy whole grain linked to lower rates of diabetes and heart disease?

Many who are trying to eat more healthfully switched to popcorn for snack time. Then came reports that the popcorn sold at movie theaters can contain as much fat as three to five Big Macs. Confusion now reigns: “Is popcorn a health food, or is it as bad as chips and cookies? Will popcorn help me lose weight or make me gain it?”

Popcorn itself is a nutritious snack choice, containing more fiber than snacks made with refined flour.The confusion really begins when we look at the many kinds of microwave popcorn available. The brand popcorn's lowest in fat have just 45 to 60 calories and one to two grams of fat in a three-cup serving. But if you choose the “theater style” or “ultimate butter” types, don’t try to convince yourself it’s health food.

So all that nerdy information is saying that popcorn is healthy and junky but it depends what kind of popcorn it is. There is your answer. sEe yA!

NOOOOOO!.....blogging after 9pm

"No blogging after 9pm!" Miss Davies said in her happy growly voice. "Especially Michael, Nicholas and you Shari". Then Michael pops up with "What about Aashay?". "Oh yeah you too Aashay and Leija". "But I go to sleep at 9:30pm" I said. Ok, enough speech marks and back to the blog. Once minute we are talking about having a good sleep today because athletics was tomorrow. Then next minute we're getting a talk about not to blog after 9pm. Then that stuff I wrote on the top happend. So now we are not allowed to go on the blog after 9pm-6am. Ohnoooo, it's 9:01pm! b-b-b-bye

A-a-a-a-a-a-annoying O-o-o--o-o-o-orange..................

Have you heard of "The Annoying Orange?" Well, somehow, this little annoying orange has been making a splash on YouTube and even has his own YouTube Channel. Each video he uploads has over 2 million views, it’s crazy (especially since he really is annoying). The Annoying Orange channel releases new videos each Friday all sure to entertain any watcher. Past videos have included spoofs on hit horror movies the “Annoying” Saw and The “Onion” Ring as well as skits with other edible friends such as passion fruit, cabbage, cheese and tomatoes.

If you’re looking for some unusual humor squeezed straight from YouTube, a witty character named Annoying Orange may just fill your cup.Please go on you tube at home because you are not allowed at school.

If you want, here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/realannoyingorange

"Tiki Tiki Slim Shady"...

Recently I have been saying "Tiki Tiki slim shady" everywhere. Here is the reason. For my uncle's birthday we had hired a karaoke machine. A karaoke machine is sort of like singstar. So back to the topic. There was this song called "my name is" and it was from the eighty's. It was a rap song and I just loved it. Here is how it went. "My name is, who my name is, huh my name is, tiki tiki slim shady". So that where I got the tiki tiki slim shady part from. It was so good we named one of our characters of the book that Shari, Atarah, Bridget, Hannah, Michael and I were making but sadly it didn't get finished due to technical problems.... kiddin'. Anyway that's how I got that tiki tiki slim shady from. Please don't steel that tiki tiki slim shady thing Room 17 especially you Michael!

Unfunny Jokes that make you Laugh....#2

"The DJ go fallin' in love again"......oh sorry about that. I was just having my daily sing. Here are your guns to go and help me kill the WORLD!!! muhhahahahah.... kiddin'. Here are your jokees for the weekees

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner!!!!!

 

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!!!

Dun Dan ssss...There are your joke for the week. Hope you got these ones. 

Soccer Star of the Week...#2

Welcome to the first ever Timmy and Jorry comic. You will ab..... oh, right this is soccer star of the week. By the way, have you ever wondered being a dog, well I have and it would be hugely stink.

Ok forgot about that and here is you soccer star of the week:

Lionel Messi- He scored 2 beautiful goals against Villarreal.







Stay tuned for next years soccer star of the year....oh I mean next weeks soccer star of the week.

Come from behind draw

A dramatic late equaliser from Nemanja Vidic earned Manchester United a 2-2 draw at Aston Villa on Saturday that extended their unbeaten run to 26 games in all competitions.

Vidic capped a remarkable fightback from Sir Alex Ferguson's team with a header five minutes from time to paper over the cracks of a below average performance from United.

Ashley Young's penalty and a close-range finish from Marc Albrighton had given Villa hope of securing their first victory over United on their own turf since 1995.

But United substitute Federico Macheda reduced the deficit with an emphatic strike nine minutes from time before Vidic stooped to head in a leveller and earn a barely deserved point.

Ummmmmmmmm

ummm... ummm... ummmm! What is wrong with the people say umm when they think?
Don't you find that annoying, umm umm umm How about this! I'm very sure that talking when thinking drives you away from ur ideas? Heres ur reason! Annoying people just keep going what do you think? what do you think. So they force people to give ideas and suddenly you go UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (STOP IT!)

Great, I just ummed away from the main point of this: Why do people go umm? What do you think? Oh What do I think? I think people go umm because yeah exactly what i said before, they get forced to talk and... they copy other poeple that say umm and then it becomes a habit! AHA! I discovered something, call the ermm, call the whatever you call when you discover something! There has to to be something in your brain that makes you go ummmmm but well, I don't know. I bet all you guys say ummm and people say stop that but you still do it. This can be fun sometimes but mostly it is annoying so everyone who says ummmmmm STOP IT!

Hopefully this has taught you not to say umm anymore, has it? UMMMMMM, oh D'oh! TikiTiki Slim Out!
*(with special thanks to Michael who also participated)

ANI here I come!

"Ooooooh yaaa oooooooooh yaaaaaaaa ooooooh yaaaaaaa" I shouted as I just found out I got into ANI out of zone. As you know next year I will be going to intermediate so I will be going to ANI (Auckland Normal Intermediate). ANI is in Mt Eden so I will be moving there. I don't think anyone except one person in my school is going there. I don't really care cause I'm getting a good education. I am so happy that I'm going there and I just can't wait. Except the part of leaving Summerland because I have made so many friends here and it will be hard to say good bye.

Do you Have Anything in that Brain of Yours?

As you probably know on my last blog I asked for ideas for my name and Shari (life @ 11) gave me an idea for the name, do you have anything in that brain of yours? So from now on that will be my name. I guess no one had anything in that brain of theirs cause no one knew the answer to the riddle. But since it's the first one I will let you of. Anyway here's the answer.

No. If it's his widow that means he is dead, and a dead person can not marry anyone.

Stay in for next weeks riddles..... oh wait I haven't given you this weeks riddles.

Here they are:
What can you catch but not throw?
                   
                          &

 I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

Now you can stay in for next weeks riddles.

House For Sale!

Sitting on an elevated 648 sqm site at the end of a cul-de-sac, this smart brick and tile family home is set on one level. Five bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, spacious open plan living areas. Designer kitchen and separate formal lounge. Outdoor flow from family room. Double internal access garaging. Positioned within walking distance to Lake Panorama. Come and see this smart family home today.

Now I'm really expecting you to buy the house...actually I'm not expecting you to do anything about the house because this is all a joke...... but my house is really on sale because I'm moving to Mt Eden for my intermediate, ANI (Auckland Normal Intermediate). I'll explain all about that in my next blog post. So please DO NOT buy my house but anyone else tat I don't know, you are free to buy my house at $1,000,000,000.......hehehehe

Riddles that are going to make you use the thing inside your skull called a brain....

Here is another one of my weekly thingies. Riddles that are going to make you use the thing inside your skull called a brain.... now if you have a better name, write it on the comment box. I will have 1 riddle that will be quite hard and you will able to write your answer on the comment box. There will be riddles like what am I's, who am I's and many more.

Here is your riddle:
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow sister?

If you know the answer write it on the comment box and whoever gets it right, he/she name(s) will be mentioned on the the blog.
Keep reading for next weeks riddle that are going to make you use the thing inside your skull called a brain.

Frustrating Draw For Man United

The four Manchester derbies last season served up enough drama to last a lifetime.

The game had a lot of excitement but unfortunately there was no goals.

 That was end end and the derby ended with a draw. There is not much to right about because there was no goals so see ya later alligator.... just kidding.  Laters!

Unfunny Jokes that make you laugh....#1

 Here is your jokes for the week. One of them is funny the other one is a bomb.... hehehe just kidding.... once again. The other is the unfunny one that will make you laugh.

What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?
 No idea-No-eye-deer

A mother asked his son to hand out invitations for the sons brothers surprise birthday party. That's when he realised he was her favourite twin.

Get it Get it.... oh tough crowd. If you want, just ignore that. Anyway stay tuned for next weeks jokes and don't worry, next week the joke you will get.

Unfunny Jokes that Make you Laugh....

You must be wondering how can a unfunny joke make you laugh, well this is how aaaaah...... they are so unfunny that they make you laugh. So from today I will be planning to rule the world..... just kidding. I will be doing funny and unfunny jokes every week so be prepared to DIE.... again, just kidding. Be prepared to laugh once a week.... well I'll try to make you laugh. I will not be doing one today due to the weather forecast..... once again, just kidding. But seriously I won't be doing one today but I will do the first ones tomorrow so keep that in your head,tomorrow. Thank you America, thank you thank you, stop it stop it...... Finally just kidding.

Soccer Star of the Week

As you probably know a few people have been doing things like weekly fact, riddles, big words and other ones too and if you haven't that's your loss. So I decided to do something like that too. Now I will be doing soccer (football) star of the week. Now this doesn't mean I'm just gonna put down a soccer players name and say he the soccer star of the week. I will be watching most of the games every week and see which soccer player has been outstanding on that week.

Anyway here is the soccer/football star of the week.


J.S Park- He is a south Korean
who plays for Man U that just
stunned to crowd on Sunday
morning with 2 brilliant goals.

Stay tuned next week to see who has proved to me that they are the soccer star of the week. Laters!

Sickness, A Pain In Life.....

Weird Title right. Well forgot about the title and listen to the most evil master mind in the worlds blog post.... just kidding..... well not the listen to the blog post part. Anyway back to the topic. Unfortunately I am sick.... not the sick like the gross sick but the other one. So this sickness has been in me for about a week and it is really getting up my nerve. Why is it getting up my nerve, well because I don't get to go play outside unless I wear like 4 layers of clothes and I can't do things that involves something cold. Also I constantly need to drink Dimatap or whatever it's called and this thing were you spray at the bottom of your tongue and keep it there for 30 seconds then you get to swallow it. You would never want to have that spray because it taste like rotten paint. But at least I know my parents care about me and want me to get better. So here's a tip, never get sick........... wait, you can't stop yourself from getting sick. Just try not to get sick because trust me, it a pain in life. Tiki tiki slim out!

Parks Lucky Day

Park Ji-sung struck deep into stoppage time against Wolverhampton to secure Manchester United's third successive Premier League victory

Park netted his first goals of the league season to secure a 2-1 win over Wolves. The South Korea midfielder's opener on the stroke of half time was canceled out by Sylvan Ebanks-Blake in the 66th. But Park wasn't done yet. In the second half he put the ball in the back of the net for the second time.

That was the game and now Man United are sitting 2nd on the table 2 points behind leaders Chelsea who had a blitzer against Liverpool who beat them 2-0. Adios Amigos!